May 12, 2007

Hellgate: London

Did you like Diablo II? Remember the retarded search for inventory space, mules, and places to store your Gems and Runes? Well, the designers from the Flagship Studios found a solution! In their upcoming title, Hellgate: London, for only 9.95$ per month you can buy additional stash space!

You like socialising and communicating with other players in a social network environment? Go found a guild, it only costs you 9.95 HLM [Hellgate London Monnies] per month!

You like PvP, hardcore difficulty, or roleplay? Count to ten, spare some cents for soda and send the rest to Flagship!

You like your personal e-penis? Great, then transfer nine-ninety-five to get access to uber elite items. But don't forget to pay regularly or your rares will be frozen.

No. There are NO 2nd class players.

Oops, pardon me. My mistake. It's just "new content", nothing more. My bad.


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